Tuesday, September 3, 2013

...And They're Off!!

 
 
 
 
as the bell rings on the running of the  2013/14 school year YOU ARE NOT WEARING THAT takes the lead followed half a length behind by BREAKFAST ARGUEMENT, in third place is FIND YOUR SHOES & GRAB YOUR BAG.  Coming down the back straight is HOMEWORK FIGHT and he's making strides on the leaders, rounding out the field is LOST LIBRARY BOOK, EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES,  NEED LUNCH MONEY,  and FAMILY DINNERS.
 
As we make the final turn HOMEWORK FIGHT is coming hard on the outside and passing BREAKFAST ARGUEMENT and gaining quickly on YOU ARE NOT WEARING THAT.  GRAB YOUR SHOES & GRAB YOUR BAG is looking winded and is being gained on by the field.  HOMEWORK FIGHT is taking the lead and half a length ahead of YOUR ARE NOT WEARING THAT.  Looks like FAMILY DINNERS has been pulled up short with a leg injury and will not finish the race.  At the wire it's HOMEWORK FIGHT for a win, place is BREAKFAST ARGUEMENT, and in a surprise longshot EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES is in show.
 
 
These are the unofficial results, hold all tickets until race results are final:
 
Win:  HOMEWORK FIGHT
Place: BREAKFAST ARGUEMENT
Show: EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVTIES
4th:  YOU ARE NOT WEARING THAT
5th:  FIND YOUR SHOES & GRAB YOUR BAG
6th:  LOST LIBRARY BOOK
7th:  NEED LUNCH MONEY
 
FAMILY DINNERS didn't finish the race due to a broken leg and will be humanly euthanized. 
 
 


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey! We run that race, too! Very cute!

Winnie said...

Thanks, I think anybody with kids does.

Lin said...

Very clever. :)